Thanks to Radio Dead Air, the Reviewerverse fandom has recently been introduced to Cards Against Humanity, the downloadable, expandable card game for thoroughly horrible human beings.
Thoroughly horrible human beings? That category cannot possibly be complete without the god-empress of Haganistan herself, Diamanda Hagan. But how could one combine the wrongness of this card game with the madness of Hagan Reviews, we hear you ask. It’s quite simple - Just follow the link in this post to download a fan-made, printable expansion for the home game, inspired solely by all things Hagan. Improve your home sessions with that special Lecher Bitch touch… Or suffer the consequences.
Have you ever been out and about and suddenly felt the horrifying, painful pang of realization that there is absolutely no lesbianism in your earspace? Fret not - Hagan and the Omega have the solution! For the amazingly low amount of zero dollars, you heard right, zero dollars, you can now take every single past and future* episode of Lesbian Talk with you wherever you go!
On your way to work or school? Hagan and Omega in yours ears!
At The Gym? Hagan and Omega in your ears!
Walking the dog? Hagan and Omega in your ears!
Out on a date? Hagan and Omega in your ears!
Fighting radioactive zombies on the edge of an active volcano? Hagan and Omega in your ears!
*as they happen
Fellow minions, citizens of Haganistan, sympathizers around the world! This is a glory day, for the Divine Hagan has decided to enrich the culture of the world with yet another new show! But not only is it a new show, but also a new format, for this is a podcast! Alongside the Mistress is none other than the celestial Omega, and together they bring us Lesbian Talk!
Marvel at it!
And Marvel you should, for the inaugural episode is fittingly entitled “Christmas N’ Comics” and is about exactly that. Learn how the royal couple of the reviewer world spent the Christmas holidays and what they had to sing, what they think of the final fate of Peter Parker and his fake uncle, what’s going on in the world of nerdy movies and much more! Plus: The soothing tones of Nanowar!
In the words of the Mistress:
In todays exciting news: I’m working with many talented people with Project Million Entertainment (the direct successor to the Project Million movie) the site is also behind the Golden Critic awards, The Con Men series, CriticTV and shall be hosting many exclusive videos. Find the stuff here and keep your eyes peeled, there are big things coming from this site…
Minion and Conspiracy Guy’s day out
Hagan! Flubs! - Project Million
Hagan! Special! - Project Million aka. Fuck The Internet
