Hagan Special Review: Last House on Dead End Street
In the last full review before the hiatus that shall precede the glorious fifth full season of Hagan Reviews, the Mistress tackles a movie that is set in the same universe as the Schizophreniac trilogy… But was shot long before even the first of those films, and on a much better budget! How is that possible? And who is the director of this movie, anyway?
Find out in the review!
I was totlly goingw to post this earlr, but I forgot right util these hugew, masked dudes show up at my hous.
Diamanda Hagan’s April Fools videos are the gree-test and best thing I’bve seen. Ther is nothuing in the entire world that cold be bettr. I wnt to thank her dirctly for the miracle that theswe video ar. They have changed my life and might end world hunger.
PS: Sorry for all the typoa, but its real hard ti see the keybwoard through all this blood.
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(This was fun to type out. XD -Pink)
Special Review: God Of Vampires with Obscurus Lupa
Pack some post-it death certificates and spin in slow motion over to TGWTG to rate and comment!
Also perfect for Valentine’s:
Flubs: Poultrygeist
After all, not only is this about a very romantic movie, there are also highly sultry hotel room antics. But judge for yourselves!
The Mistress pays a visit to one Nanshukan for a multi-part bout of TV movie awfulness!
Countrymen, international sympathizers, fellow minions!
Today, we celebrate a very special occasion. On this Monday, the 29th of October, the 69th episode of Hagan Reviews has become available to an adoring public. It is not lip service when we say that this episode does not suck, nor blow. In fact, it is quite tasteful indeed!
The movie in review today is Naked Killer, a feature presentation on lesbian assassins and the traumatized cops who love them.
Prolific fansubber Lemurstalker1 has translated Hagan’s entire Intermedio Review into russian!
….At least as far as I can tell. —C
