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Countrymen, international sympathizers, fellow minions!

Today, we celebrate a very special occasion. On this Monday, the 29th of October, the 69th episode of Hagan Reviews has become available to an adoring public. It is not lip service when we say that this episode does not suck, nor blow. In fact, it is quite tasteful indeed!

The movie in review today is Naked Killer, a feature presentation on lesbian assassins and the traumatized cops who love them.

Today in Times Scare!

Diamanda Hagan will be there! The Omega will be there! The Mistress will be there! The Nostalgia Chick will be there! The Lecher Bitch will be there! Nella will be there! The god-empress of Haganistan will be there! Todd in the Shadows will be there! Aleister will be there! Paw Dugan will be there! Nina Galas will be there! Kyle Kallgren will be there! Jem will be there! Maven of the Eventide will be there! Jerrica Benson will be there! The Rap Critic will be there! Kirk Cameron’s worst nightmare will be there! Nash will be there! The slayer of minions will be there! JesuOtaku will be there! The leading expert on rapture movies will be there! Tara Deenihan will be there! That tall chick with the nice coat will be there! Brentalfloss will be there!

Oh, and did I mention that, barring unforeseen circumstances, HAGAN WILL BE THERE?!

TGWTG Fighter 2: Alternative Costumes by jc013 on Deviantart

TGWTG Fighter 2 by jc013 on Deviantart

Let’s play “spot the mistress”! —C

Jluvswicked did this cool pic of their fave ladies on TGWTG.

Heres their deviantart!

himitsunotebook:

Last night was a doodling kind of night, so here are some of the TGWTG lllllaaaaaadies.

I ended up making Elisa and Nella look like the two best friends in any given magical girl anime. XD

Hagan, you are looking quite Kawaii.