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Con Men: Hagan! interviews! Drew Bolduc Continuing the coverage...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:11:00 -0400

Con Men: Hagan! interviews! Drew Bolduc

Continuing the coverage of the Mondo Baltimore pity party, Hagan cornered the writer, director and star of the taint and creator of the presumably-upcoming feature “Science Team” and grilled him about the things that flow from his mind. If you want to hear more about exploding heads and failed abortions, this is the video to watch!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:36:32 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 04:48:37 -0400

Lesbians Talk About Movies: Birdemic 2 Hagan and The Omega had...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:12:39 -0400

Lesbians Talk About Movies: Birdemic 2

Hagan and The Omega had the opportunity to watch an advance screening of the most anticipated bird.gif-centric sequel of all time! What did they think? How did they prepare for such a life-changing experience? Other movies, perchance? Also, zombies, cavemen, jellyfish - why?

All this and so much more in this video!

Hagan Special Review: Last House on Dead End Street In the last...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:41:16 -0400

Hagan Special Review: Last House on Dead End Street

In the last full review before the hiatus that shall precede the glorious fifth full season of Hagan Reviews, the Mistress tackles a movie that is set in the same universe as the Schizophreniac trilogy… But was shot long before even the first of those films, and on a much better budget! How is that possible? And who is the director of this movie, anyway?

Find out in the review!

Further demo images for the upcoming first episode of season...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:34:43 -0400

Further demo images for the upcoming first episode of season 5.

I will need an adult. —C

I’m rather curious what the bloody context is, but not...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:44:34 -0400

I’m rather curious what the bloody context is, but not entirely sure whether I want to know —C

derkork: If you follow me on twitter, you probably saw a tweet...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:39:33 -0400

derkork:

If you follow me on twitter, you probably saw a tweet reading this:

Starting to make a physical thing… and it may be amazing.

- 6:55 PM - 19 May 13

Maybe you saw the one reading this:

@TheOmegaGeek This MAY seem like a random question, but there’s a point to it (I swear): Do you like buttons? Pin-back buttons, I mean?

- 7:42 PM - 19 May 13

Well, what you see above is what I meant with these two tweets. I had been inspired to make these for more than a week (maybe because I was listening to Lesbian Talk) and today I got around to actually make them. Maybe I’ll draw up designs of my own next time… if I learn how to draw, that is.

(And yes, the Haganistan button is tilted - but you can twist the back around so… you could fix it in post… kinda-sorta.)

Great work by DerKork!

jethroq: Kylestiel and Howley. (Previous work from the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:41:35 -0400

jethroq:

Kylestiel and Howley.

(Previous work from the TGWTG—SPN crossover: x)

Memory betrays me, but I think Hagan did have a pitchfork fceopaint in one review. Possibly one of the Bill Zebub ones. —JQ

Behold, for there cometh Lesbian Talk, Episode 21 - Hipster...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:18:05 -0400

Behold, for there cometh

Lesbian Talk, Episode 21 - Hipster Zombie Haters

Attention, soldier! Your grizzled hosts The Omega and Diamanda Hagan are about to go military on you. You will learn how Omega defied the army and evaded the navy! You will hear of Hagan’s appreciation for her fans and what happened meeting them!

At ease, soldier. Next up in the show, they talk about the movie that started the whole “zombies want brains” thing: “Return Of The Living Dead”. Find out what they thought of this genre classic, learn fascinating trivia about the movie and how they each feel about the state of the genre!
Also, there is some fascinating information about Omega’s status as a published author of a thrilling genre tale.

In following, there are highlights of the recent Lesbian Talk special interview with acclaimed director Stuart Urban, which can also be heard in full here.

Be-clawed scholar Giovanni Jones brings you the tale of the shortest recorded war in history (and what it has to do with Freddie Mercury) in his trivia facts.

Jumping forward in time, honorary lesbian Robert Million joins the show to talk about “Nightmare in Silver” in the weekly Doctor Who segment. Cybermen! Neil Gaiman! Doctors of the past! Divergent timelines! Annoying kids! Special suits! Melted flesh! Timelord names! The Tardis’ mind! Your embarrassing racist uncle from the south! …Wait, what? We promise it makes sense in context!

Lesbian Talk is brought to you by Project Million Entertainment and is also available on Youtube, iTunes and in MP3 format for your mobile devices.

Hagan, Oancitizen and the season finale of Who - A spoiler-free...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:34:38 -0400

Hagan, Oancitizen and the season finale of Who - A spoiler-free saga about stepping in it. Potentially to be continued.

Con Men: Hagan interviews Doctor Acula & Ghoulinda The...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:53:46 -0400

Con Men: Hagan interviews Doctor Acula & Ghoulinda

The coverage of the Mondo Baltimore pity party continues, as the Lecher Bitch sits down with Dr. Acula and ~~Ghoulina~~ Ghoulinda to talk about the goings-on of Mondo Baltimore, Mister T and public executions!

Do feel free to leave a comment!

Fasten your seatbelts, it’s…. Lesbian Talk, Episode...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:43:00 -0400

Fasten your seatbelts, it’s….

Lesbian Talk, Episode 20: Full Frontal Show & Tell

Your animated hosts The Omega and Diamanda Hagan are joined by special guest co-host Patrick Alexander who shows up thanks to his generosity, as he won the eBay auction to the benefit of Color The Grayscale’s project “The Company You Keep”. Together with this honorary lesbian, they talk about things like full frontal nudity, an escalating tale of a culturally confusing restaurant, exploding cocaine ricecakes, the inexplicable situations involving dominatrices that they find themselves in ever so often and much more!

Then, better turn all the lights on, as the first part of the second half of the show is all about “The Shining” and the entirely batshit-crazy people who made it. Or, well it would have been if more pressing topics hadn’t prevailed. What are those topics? You really have to listen to find out - but they involve goings-on in the bedroom.

Next up, oceanic refugee Givoanni Jones illuminates the many inventors of the centerpiece of every living room.

In “One Time, At The Store”, Omega tells a tale about telling tales about the tellers of tales and people getting involved in it.

Soldiering on guestlessly, Omega and Hagan speak about The Crimson Horror in the weekly Doctor Who recap! Will Hagan find faults? Will Omega enjoy elements? Or is it the other way around? What’s up with the Suntarans and Silurians, anyway? And what does Adam Adamant have to do with all of this?

All of the above and assorted confections this week on Lesbian Talk!

Lesbian Talk is brought to you by Project Million Entertainment and is also available on Youtube, iTunes and in MP3 format for your mobile devices.

Now on TGWTG: Urban Gothic Reviews, Series 2, Episode 6: Ritual...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:57:45 -0400

Now on TGWTG: Urban Gothic Reviews, Series 2, Episode 6: Ritual Slaughter

Diamanda Hagan marches into the mindnumbing wasteland that is the talkiest episode of Urban Gothic. Will she make it out, or will her resolve crack like a mirror? Watch to find out, then rate and comment!

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:53:16 -0400

xxthenumberaxx: See, in Diamanda’s ellipses, I picture her...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:21:22 -0400

xxthenumberaxx:

See, in Diamanda’s ellipses, I picture her flailing around a bit searching for the correct response. And then she finds it. XD

Hagan Reports: Mondo Baltimore Pity Party - Introduction The...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:25:52 -0400

Hagan Reports: Mondo Baltimore Pity Party - Introduction

The recap of the Mondo Baltimore Pity Party begins! Marvel as Diamanda Hagan and Project Million Entertainment bring you all the strangeness and excitement of Troma’s scenic outhouse!

ktcadabra: http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=949 ALL HAIL THE MISTRESS

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:23:04 -0400

ktcadabra:

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=949

ALL HAIL THE MISTRESS

thecreach: I thingied a gif!

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:22:53 -0400

thecreach:

I thingied a gif!

Had to be done. —C

Mon, 13 May 2013 04:48:48 -0400

Had to be done. —C