Hagan! Reviews! : Boy Meets Girl

Things are getting dangerous in the compound as sensational season 5 of Hagan!Reviews! is entering it’s final stretch! What consequences do the manipulations of Teddy’s infiltrating army of Steelfaces have? And, for that matter, did you know that Hagan has a ward and rightful heir?

But of course, there is also the pressing matter of a bad movie in urgent need of reviewing. And it certainly is one that earns it’s reputation of badness, competing for the most nonsensically-executed plot in a BDSM-themed torture movie and that of most pointless title cards the history of cinema. Straight from a basement in england’s Indie movie scene of the 90s, it’s Boy Meets Girl!

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"What They Did Right"
With so many reviewers focusing on the parts of movies, games, comics, and other forms of media that are awash in awful, I kinda wish there was a series out there that focused on the good elements. 
Such as a character that was played well, or a strong story, or a well performed musical number.  Something that can redeem a bad movie.


Omega’s What Went Right

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"What They Did Right"

With so many reviewers focusing on the parts of movies, games, comics, and other forms of media that are awash in awful, I kinda wish there was a series out there that focused on the good elements. 

Such as a character that was played well, or a strong story, or a well performed musical number.  Something that can redeem a bad movie.

Omega’s What Went Right

Backseat Critique: The Quiet Ones

In a landmark-setting third cinema visit within a single week, Hagan, Robyn and Sarah took a look at the newest found footage delivery vehicle and genuine hammer horror film, The Quiet Ones.
Does the movie live up to it’s name and promise? Or does it fail loudly? And what is teleplasm? Is it bad practice to spoon the patient? What connects this film to Urban Gothic? Was Walther Peck right? Is CGI fire really such a good idea? Can an accent journey all over the UK? And are 2D fetuses actually dangerous?

Also: A short guide on how to enjoy horror movies and actual, real-life sad news.

Emergency Bulletin for Minions, Haganists and sympathizers around the world!

A rare LIVE edition of Lesbian Talk is now in progress at 

http://www.livestream.com/haganvision

It will likely be followed by the debut of a Brand-new episode of Hagan!Reviews!

Be there or miss out!

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Backseat Critique: The Amazing Spider-Man 2

It’s another helping of carboob closeups as Hagan, Robyn and Sarah report back from their daytime viewing of the second part in the unfolding tale of the allegedly Amazing Spider-Man! What did they think about this Sony feature? Did this ambitious monster mash of marvel miscreants work, or was it the Hypno Hustler of this summer’s superhero lineup?
Find out more about this, the GB movie ratings system, overlapping movie premises, visions of Dennis Leary, the Blue Danube in dubstep, Stuatu The Watcher, CG failures, turbo-charged diseases, the most understaffed industrial complex ever, awkward mood swings and much more!

Also: Robyn’s Crime of the week with advice for mech-based city invasions and the rise of Fellatio Hardy!

NOW on TGWTG. Last one to rate and comment is a rotten sequel!

A 7-Step Guide To Following These Seven Steps

A Quick Guide To Classic Who - Season 18 (The Fourth Doctor)

Change is in the air as Diamanda Hagan looks at Tom Baker’s final season as the Doctor. But even before Baker was gone, the show went through a major shake-up. Why and how? Watch to find out!
Other sights that you will encounter on this guided tour include a stupid dog, nuclear holidays, space cactuses, vampires, timeloops, recursive TARDISes, familiar faces, the power of math, the most loathed face in the history of Who and much more!

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Backseat Critique: The Raid 2

It’s hammertime as Diamanda Hagan, Teddy The Minion and The Avatar of Decent Humour give the second movie under the “The Raid” banner a good, hard glance. What can they report? Is it as good as the first part? How does the long-lost son of Bruce Campbell feature into this? Can Hagan still be shocked by violent scenes? Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and the Terminator? How is the mudwrestling scene? And what are Hagancat and Minioncat up to in the meantime?

All this and more in this edition of Backseat Critique!

Now on TGWTG! Go forth, rate and comment!

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Thank you, Diamanda Hagan

I have been marathoning through Diamanda Hagan’s old videos and came across her crossover with JewWario, Zombeak.
It is the first video of his I’ve watched since his death. The dialogue and their chemistry was so good and funny I was actually able to laugh. Up until then I had been ignoring his work because it was too hard.
Thank you, Mistress, for being part of my process of being able to enjoy JewWario again, which is a much better way to honour him than what I was doing before.


Hagan says:

Transcript:

Justin was my favourite collaborator and one of my fave people, I’m honoured our vids have helped in a small way.

tgwtgsecrets:

Thank you, Diamanda Hagan

I have been marathoning through Diamanda Hagan’s old videos and came across her crossover with JewWario, Zombeak.

It is the first video of his I’ve watched since his death. The dialogue and their chemistry was so good and funny I was actually able to laugh. Up until then I had been ignoring his work because it was too hard.

Thank you, Mistress, for being part of my process of being able to enjoy JewWario again, which is a much better way to honour him than what I was doing before.

Hagan says:

Transcript:

Justin was my favourite collaborator and one of my fave people, I’m honoured our vids have helped in a small way.

Backseat Critique: The Amazing Spider-Man 2

It’s another helping of carboob closeups as Hagan, Robyn and Sarah report back from their daytime viewing of the second part in the unfolding tale of the allegedly Amazing Spider-Man! What did they think about this Sony feature? Did this ambitious monster mash of marvel miscreants work, or was it the Hypno Hustler of this summer’s superhero lineup?
Find out more about this, the GB movie ratings system, overlapping movie premises, visions of Dennis Leary, the Blue Danube in dubstep, Stuatu The Watcher, CG failures, turbo-charged diseases, the most understaffed industrial complex ever, awkward mood swings and much more!

Also: Robyn’s Crime of the week with advice for mech-based city invasions and the rise of Fellatio Hardy!